Friday, July 3, 2020

Quiz How well do you know your business jargon

Quiz How well do you know your business jargon by Michael Cheary Are you ready to think outside the box? Are you the long pole in your companys tent? Are you an upstart Charlie who always covers his tracks to avoid putting the socks on the octopus and getting lost in the sauce?Or are you simply completely and utterly confused?However you try and escape it, business jargon has become almost unavoidable for the modern jobseeker. Once limited to the lexicon of sales consultants or upper management, flowery corporate language now features prominently across a wide range of media, from job advertisements to the office and beyond.Think you know your blue sky thinking from your blue ocean opportunity? Take our business jargon quiz and find outlt;a href=http://polldaddy.com/s/business-jargongt;Take Our Business Jargon Quizlt;/agt;// polldaddy.add( { type: 'button', title: 'Take Our Business Jargon Quiz', style: 'inline', id: '9596615DA91D0AD7' } );// ]]If youre looking for some inspiration, weve listed a few of our f avourites below (translations included):Blue sky thinkingDefinition: original or creative ideas with no limitations or conventions; thinking that isnotgroundedinrealityWhat it actually means: Basically, consider all the possibilities. It just sounds prettierClose of playDefinition: the end of the working day (will differ depending on role and/or time zone). What it actually means: A lot of business people also like cricket. Giving 110%Definition: Going above and beyond the call of duty, giving more than the maximum effort. What it actually means: Give more than is humanly possible/ Im not great at maths Low-hanging fruitDefinition: targets and goals that are easily attainable; low-risk, straightforward wins. What it actually means: Strawberries are easier to gather than coconuts. Unless youre at the fair Thought showerDefinition: a method of problem solving which involves a group discussion and sharing of ideasWhat it actually means: Brainstorming (also, the only acceptable way to t ake a shower with your boss) Touch baseDefinition: to get back in touch; to get in contact. What it actually means: I may very possibly be trying to sell you something Other popular jargon: leverage, bottleneck, turnkey solutions, think tank. Where possible try to avoid

No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.